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After being kicked out of the paramilitary wing of the Jesuits, Captain Howdy spent five years writing mood music for British porno movies (NB: the distinctive feature of British Porno movies is that they feature no sex whatsoever - see, for example, the classic "No Sex Please, We're British Porno Film Makers").
An accident involving two bottles of absinthe left Howdy numb down his right side and manager of UK pop funsters, The Simpletons. His reign of terror saw the band attract absolutely no offers from record labels, major or small. They didn't even play any gigs, for Christ's sake.
Bouyed by this triumph, and depressed by the appalling adequacy of so much guitar-based indie music, the Captain decided it was time to leave the shadows and take centre sta........( MORE )
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